I wish i was in the wii world.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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