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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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