the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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