Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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