omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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