no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Randomize
