You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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