I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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