Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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