dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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