Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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