on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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