How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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