Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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