That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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