is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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