her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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