Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Congratulations! We have a period
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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