do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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