never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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