So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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