You work out of a Hotel?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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