A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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