HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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