In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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