Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I need a burrito and a hug.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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