would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
