I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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