going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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