Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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