I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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