Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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