I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Terrible idea I love it
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