as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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