Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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