WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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