just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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