i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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