I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
And then he peed in my hair
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