Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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