I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You coming home soon, man?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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