Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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