Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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