I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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