just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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