i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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