do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
why is half of my head shaved?
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