just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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