Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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