every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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