Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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