I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Farmville is her only friend.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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