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  This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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• (760): View more from California

  the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows

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  i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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  tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I look excited, but its just a facade.

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