This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I look excited, but its just a facade.