My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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