His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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